Here is an old xanga post. It's fun to read old entries, I really liked this style of writing. It was entertaining, and top of the mind stuff. Inspiring.
Sunday, May 29, 2005
One of my goals in life is to invent a universal dipping sauce that replaces ketchup as the number 1 dipping sauce in the world. Im thinking of something sweet, something not too salty, with alot of flavor, and that's nutriously good for you to the point where every dip is like taking a multivitamin, omega-3 fatty acids, and any other vitamin or mineral thats heart, mind and body friendly, all with just one dip. That reminds me, yesterday i was thinking about dunkaroos. What a great snack. I remember putting it in my lunch bag as kid. Too bad they had to discountinue it, but i have this idea where im gonna make a spin-off of Dunkaroos, im gonna call them BuDunkaDunks. BuDunkaDunks will come with nicely shaped austrailian ass crackers, and some sweet pink frosting for dipping. I think they would fly off the shelves. hahahah what a dumb idea, but i bet they would be delicious. But anyways you guys gotta watch this show called WONDER SHOWZEN on MTV2 and BSTV on VH1. I would say those are the best shows on tv today. I was waiting for Tv to produce some quality shows for awhile. With the likes of shows such as the Swan, Joe Millionare, and Paradise Island plauging our Television nowadays, Wonder Showzen, and BSTV give me some hope that the world isnt as bad as i thought. Or maybe TV has just sunk to my level. Either or these shows are delightful. Kinda like Koala Yummies. I just realized the Austrialian plot to take over our snacking industry. Wow what a good idea, i gotta think more like austrailians. Isn't Russel Crowe Austrailian? yeah, hes a good actor. One of the things i wanna do before i die is throw a bomb and then jump the other way, and have it make one of those real epic explosions that propels you like 500 feet with all this dust, debris, and shrapnel flying everywhere!.............. ALL IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!!! Im all about justice. I think im gonna make a marsupial shaped cracker and pair it with my universal dipping sauce, and BAM!! I'm a Trillionaire who owns all the hearts,minds and souls of american children, and the wallets of unsuspecting soccer moms who purchase my product when its their turn to bring the half-time snack!!!! muhahahahah........diabocle........ yes, crazy......possibly...........genius.....MOST DEFINITELY!!!!
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